Health & Fitness

The Hitchhiker

I found this hybrid fu manchu at a late-night watering hole, refreshing himself after a long day of skateboarding. His opening line was, "You look very shiny tonight." Colorful discourse ensued. He told me tales of Grateful Dead concerts and hitchhiking across the country. I think the flash startled him.


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