Health & Fitness
Women in Red May Spur Female Jealousy
Astrophysicists Say Universe Missing 80% of Its Light: Astrophysicists say they are mystified after noticing 80% of the light that’s supposed to be in the universe appears to be missing. Well, church donations are down, perhaps God couldn’t afford to pay the electric bill. Or, maybe its because everyone is switching to those energy-saving lightbulbs. Then again, it could be Justin Bieber, he always seems to be stealing the limelight.
Study Says Americans Like Their Bodies Most at Age 65: A recent poll of 80,000 adults of all ages by polling giant Gallup reveals that most Americans feel most satisfied with their bodies after age 65. No kidding! By 65, most people’s eyes are failing them.
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Justin Bieber Sentenced to Anger-Management Classes: As part of his plea-bargain agreement for egging his neighbor’s house, pop star Justin Bieber will take 12 weeks of anger-management classes, has been placed on two years of probation, five days of labor, and must pay his neighbor $80,900. I once took an anger management class and flunked the whole course. It really pissed me off.
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Michigan Student Won't Be Charged in Visine Poisoning: A prosecutor says that no charges will be filed against a Michigan high school student who was accused of sickening his algebra teacher by putting Visine eye solution in her coffee. Sounds like the student and the teacher didn't see eye to eye. I guess we don’t have to ask what grade he’ll be getting in algebra. Even if they don’t prosecute, I would suggest keeping an clear eye on this kid.
Tracy Morgan Leaves Rehab and Sues Walmart: Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan has been released from a rehabilitation center to finish his recovery at home, just days after he filed a lawsuit against Walmart over the crash that left him critically injured. Legal analysts point out that while there’s merit to Morgan’s case, Walmart has many more lawyers than Morgan has bad jokes. Morgan’s lawyers say they hope to win enough money to insure that Tracy will never have to shop at a Walmart or Sam's Club ever again.